A Blasphemous Fuck
Check this out: I'm a Gemini, right? So that means I was born 9 months after Ramadan, a time when people are supposed to restrain from sex. So that means my very existence is an insult to Islam...
I'm so proud of myself!
I think I'm gonna have a t-shirt made with the legend: "I was conceived during Ramadan and I turned out OK!"