Wednesday, August 11, 2010

A Blasphemous Fuck

Check this out: I'm a Gemini, right? So that means I was born 9 months after Ramadan, a time when people are supposed to restrain from sex. So that means my very existence is an insult to Islam...

I'm so proud of myself!

I think I'm gonna have a t-shirt made with the legend: "I was conceived during Ramadan and I turned out OK!"

Friday, March 26, 2010

Life's Choices

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Food for Thought

"I know it's hard to believe that there is someone who lives in a land of perpetual snow, works one day a year and eats reindeer, but just look at Sarah Palin."

(A friend, proving the existence of Santa Claus).

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

A healthy breath of Hate

I just discovered that am highly intolerant toward people who are lactose intolerant.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Excusez moi, trou d'uc!

Sad as the situation in Haiti is, it has allowed for people to learn about the history of struggle and oppression that this little country has always had. And in learning about that history, some have come to realize that the United States has not always been the Asshole of the World. No... Before the US, Russia and Germany, France had a prise extraordinaire at that job. And boy, did they raise the bar high for any one to follow!


Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Wisdom from a friend

"LOVE is a word that consists of four letters, two vowels, two consonants and two IDIOTS."
(Author Unknown)

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Cat Betrays Girlfriend